Dakota Skye hosted the second annual Battle of the Sexes game tonight, and the boys of the Bad Beats took it on the chin.Chappy's table talk landed Porqchop a quick exit and a seemingly endless trail of men followed behind. WhoDogg, Dakota, Chappy, WormBoy and Daddy Forrest all were kicked square in the nads by the ladies this evening.
The final table consisted of two hombres (only one league player), and six chicas. Dakota was the singular, short-stacked representative for our collective manhood.
When the blush powder settled, the men had been vanquished, and three players from the NPPL ("No Penis Poker League") were the winners.
Annie Oakley (WhoDogg's wife) - $70
Itchy Kitty (Porqchop's spouse) - $40
Pageant Queen (WormBoy's woman) - $10
We're going to have a hard time living this one down... no poker game should end with a hug.
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