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Saturday, March 24, 2007

Let It "B"

The inevitable has happened. We've run into a potential raodBlock in our quest for a Championship. An NCAA Tournament "B" team. Only this time, the obstacle isn't a mid-major, it's a major-major.

It's going to be tough, but KU can excersize some demons today. The demon of the dreaded "B" (see the Bucknell Bison and Bradley Braves, authors of the last two seasons' unhappy endings), that of pansy powder blue (the Bruins and the Tar Heels share the same simpering cyan tone on their uniforms), the demon of the reputation for Bill Self-lead teams to be consumate underachievers, and that of Coach Self's own inability to crack the Elite Eight and bust-ass into the Final Four.

I say, "Yeayah" brothers, it can be done. Cast out the blue demons! Alleluia!

And we can do it all through "D". Busting theirs, and laying down the kind of stinky, nasty, suffocating "D" we saw KU clamp-on Texas after the run-ups Durant and Rick's Bitches threw at us during the last week of the season and Big 12 Tournament. Defense is going to win the day again today. It's gonna be a war, and we're likely going to need a M.A.S.H. unit on the floor before it's over with.

So it's easy as A, B, C, D for KU to reach the Final Four. "A"ct like winners, not whiners. "B"eat the living fuck out of the "B"ruins. Don't "C"hoke under the pressure. And lay down the "D"efense with great vengeance.

Go KU!

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