Meet Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. Serial killer, Ron Jeremy impersonator. This complete and total jack-ass has admitted to planning the 9/11 attacks and a boat load of other terrorist acts. This all according to a transcript of a tribunal at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
Mohammed also said he planned to assassinate former presidents Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton, and that he plotted to destroy the Panama Canal, Chicago's Sears Tower and London's Big Ben.
The Chophouse is first to bring the news this evening that Mohammed also claims to have Jimmy Hoffa buried in his nappy chest hair.
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