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Clerks II is being moved up a month to roll out in late July. And as Marneus would say, "Thank freaking God."

We can only hope that Kevin Smith has come to his senses, and is finally done with his deluded travels into the Hollywood mainstream, and has finally returned to his home turf: the land of dick and fart jokes.

At any rate, I'm not going to bother sending out an eVite for this one. Anyone who wants to see this with me opening day can meet me at The Palazzo at noon. You'll find me in the front row in my favorite trenchcoat with my lil' buddy Hirp in tow.

"Nudge."